1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:08,074 3 00:00:21,783 --> 00:00:26,448 Subtitles by DrDeath 4 00:02:10,981 --> 00:02:12,773 Why you... 5 00:08:17,087 --> 00:08:20,008 Mom, I'll go to Monika. 6 00:08:20,638 --> 00:08:22,968 - Bye, mom. - Bye. 7 00:08:23,002 --> 00:08:26,822 Tell her not to be too outspoken. 8 00:08:27,585 --> 00:08:29,383 And don't muck up your dress. 9 00:08:41,298 --> 00:08:45,911 They have lived 3 years in Africa as missionaries. 10 00:08:47,979 --> 00:08:52,044 - That means it's gonna be a boring night. - Well, he looks pretty good. 11 00:08:52,252 --> 00:08:55,822 And he isn't that old. 12 00:08:55,895 --> 00:09:00,169 But he's a missionary and only uses his dick to piss with. 13 00:09:00,259 --> 00:09:04,871 - You're always thinking of sex. - All Laplanders are warm blooded. 14 00:09:05,491 --> 00:09:08,771 I inherited my horniness from my mother. 15 00:09:08,820 --> 00:09:13,860 - She left me when I was new born. - Why do you make up stuff. 16 00:09:13,913 --> 00:09:17,989 Well, why do you think my mother left me? 17 00:09:18,048 --> 00:09:22,684 She was a Laplander princess with tons of lovers. She was banished from the tribe. 18 00:09:24,236 --> 00:09:29,812 - Monika, you know you're not a Laplander. - How do you know? 19 00:09:29,986 --> 00:09:32,678 I don't even know who is my father. 20 00:09:32,714 --> 00:09:36,754 So my mother left me because she was a Laplander princess. 21 00:09:36,889 --> 00:09:40,895 You just made that up, cause I've never heard it before. 22 00:09:41,458 --> 00:09:45,230 And you can not make up things like that when Mrs Johansson is around. 23 00:09:45,781 --> 00:09:48,038 Well, she might have been a princess. 24 00:10:34,474 --> 00:10:38,125 We'll have guests over for dinner, Mr Hansson. 25 00:10:38,459 --> 00:10:43,376 It's Mr and Mrs Johansson. I hope you'll join us for herring and cheese. 26 00:10:44,325 --> 00:10:46,823 Yes, please. 27 00:10:58,077 --> 00:11:03,274 Take is easy, pretty girl. She also wants to be milked. 28 00:11:03,898 --> 00:11:06,778 But on her terms. 29 00:11:15,021 --> 00:11:19,230 When I bathe in this tub it reminds me when we were 10-11 years old. 30 00:11:23,498 --> 00:11:27,961 Do you remember that we pretended to be wives of a handsome sultan? 31 00:11:28,353 --> 00:11:33,190 - Yes, in his Harem. I almost forgot about it. - I haven't. 32 00:11:35,660 --> 00:11:38,692 We used to bathe ourselves in this tub. 33 00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:45,618 - We hoped that he would choose one of us. - We were really silly. 34 00:11:46,449 --> 00:11:51,777 Only time he picked one of us was when your cousin Tore came. 35 00:11:53,029 --> 00:11:56,596 I was the favourite if I remember correctly. 36 00:11:58,207 --> 00:12:01,192 You were good at hugging and kissing... 37 00:12:01,756 --> 00:12:05,739 ...but I was the one that got fucked. You just stood and looked. 38 00:12:09,098 --> 00:12:11,515 Please, soap my back. 39 00:12:18,106 --> 00:12:20,975 You didn't fuck him once. 40 00:12:21,186 --> 00:12:27,018 And you complained that I fucked him tired cause he came over and over inside of me. 41 00:12:27,909 --> 00:12:32,139 You're a real pal. 42 00:12:32,889 --> 00:12:37,075 - You didn't fuck him once. - He was my cousin. 43 00:12:37,826 --> 00:12:40,506 And I didn't hear you complain. 44 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:46,410 Of course not. He was good. 45 00:12:47,783 --> 00:12:52,431 When we were finished I remember you kissing his wet and sticky dick... 46 00:12:52,483 --> 00:12:58,008 ...and took his dick in your mouth and tickled the head with you tongue. 47 00:12:59,663 --> 00:13:02,760 - No I didn't. - Yes you did. 48 00:13:03,375 --> 00:13:07,688 Sure, he was your cousin but what's the difference between fucking and sucking? 49 00:13:08,773 --> 00:13:10,724 I didn't suck him. 50 00:13:11,335 --> 00:13:15,454 I guess you liked the taste of me on him. 51 00:13:19,151 --> 00:13:25,535 Do you remember when we borrowed grandma's clothes? 52 00:13:25,773 --> 00:13:30,143 - I still have the clothes. - Oh, I didn't know that. 53 00:13:31,101 --> 00:13:33,901 Look in the dresser. 54 00:13:37,152 --> 00:13:38,624 Oh! 55 00:13:40,305 --> 00:13:43,322 - You never told me. - You never asked. 56 00:13:44,569 --> 00:13:46,571 Wash off the soap. 57 00:13:58,865 --> 00:14:03,139 Where did you find that horn, Monika? 58 00:14:03,207 --> 00:14:05,882 I told you. In a viking grave. 59 00:14:06,704 --> 00:14:09,794 You can't open old graves. 60 00:14:10,873 --> 00:14:14,426 It laid beside it in the moss. It took a month to clean it. 61 00:14:14,553 --> 00:14:17,776 It is still dirty. 62 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:22,767 - It's a secret. It's Dor-Erik's horn. - Why do you make up stuff? 63 00:14:24,207 --> 00:14:27,136 I have tried it on the cows. 64 00:14:27,903 --> 00:14:35,112 They walked backwards and peed, as when they're about to fuck. 65 00:14:35,264 --> 00:14:38,711 They went straight to the nearest bull. 66 00:14:39,099 --> 00:14:41,929 You should've heard the mooing. 67 00:14:42,019 --> 00:14:44,569 I's too rusty to use. 68 00:14:44,773 --> 00:14:47,554 - Do you know what will happen if I use it? - No. 69 00:14:48,369 --> 00:14:53,898 You'll jump on the first male you see and start fucking... 70 00:14:54,546 --> 00:14:57,489 ...and it doesn't matter if it's bull. 71 00:14:59,056 --> 00:15:04,222 All women will do the same. Your monther, the missionary, everyone. 72 00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:09,555 Think of all the roaring and mooing. 73 00:15:23,404 --> 00:15:26,166 You're always full of shit. 74 00:16:33,343 --> 00:16:37,384 Monika....stop it! 75 00:16:44,002 --> 00:16:47,823 You're horny, haha! You're horny! 76 00:16:49,122 --> 00:16:53,383 Nonsense. My ears hurt. 77 00:16:53,726 --> 00:16:57,001 Then why do you have your hand on your pussy? 78 00:17:20,650 --> 00:17:24,415 If they only would stop blowing the horn. I can't think. 79 00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:28,606 I don't hear anything. Maybe they're calling the cattle. 80 00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:34,383 I don't have time for this on a Sunday. I'm expecting guest for dinner. 81 00:17:34,457 --> 00:17:39,400 - It's a sin to fuck after church. - It's your salvation. 82 00:17:42,538 --> 00:17:47,110 Monika. Stop blowing the horn. 83 00:17:49,813 --> 00:17:53,715 - It gets you horny, right? - It doesn't affect me at all. 84 00:17:57,642 --> 00:18:00,517 You have goose pimples. 85 00:18:01,119 --> 00:18:04,390 Your nipples must be hard as rocks. 86 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:07,079 - Not at all. - Let me feel. 87 00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:10,639 Good god, don't touch me! 88 00:18:14,565 --> 00:18:18,607 Your pussy must be soaking wet by now. 89 00:18:18,935 --> 00:18:21,932 Lick me some more. 90 00:18:24,196 --> 00:18:28,173 I'll give you a hand job, while you lick me. 91 00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:57,247 It feel nice to touch your cock. 92 00:19:16,679 --> 00:19:19,886 If you keep licking I'll come. 93 00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:23,271 I want your cock in my pussy. 94 00:19:26,580 --> 00:19:29,297 I want you to do me doggie style. 95 00:24:41,877 --> 00:24:44,109 Come some harder. 96 00:25:03,789 --> 00:25:06,888 Your pussy was all wet by the horn. 97 00:25:07,393 --> 00:25:11,827 Your crappy horn has nothing to do with my pussy. 98 00:25:13,073 --> 00:25:17,690 Really? I bet your mother heard it though. 99 00:25:17,757 --> 00:25:22,306 - She's fucking Olle right now. - Mother would never do that. 100 00:25:22,420 --> 00:25:25,826 She hasn't been with another man since dad died. 101 00:25:25,945 --> 00:25:30,035 So your monther hasn't screwed in 10 years. You're full of shit. 102 00:25:30,065 --> 00:25:36,241 What! What about the crap about the horn. Lies! 103 00:25:36,834 --> 00:25:41,122 So you think I'm lying. Why is she always having boys over? 104 00:25:41,150 --> 00:25:47,930 What about Inge Pettersson, Erik Magnusson and that 15 year old guy... 105 00:25:49,017 --> 00:25:54,834 - She screws them all! - You bastard. Mom wouldn't do that. 106 00:25:54,997 --> 00:25:58,562 She helps them to read, but you wouldn't understand. 107 00:25:58,845 --> 00:26:02,714 I'll never forget you for this. 108 00:26:02,928 --> 00:26:07,454 And remember, 4:30. Try to behave. 109 00:26:12,713 --> 00:26:14,456 Bye bye! 110 00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:28,869 Look, a horn. It must be an antique. 111 00:26:29,323 --> 00:26:32,259 Mom's grandpa found it here. 112 00:26:32,794 --> 00:26:37,753 We don't know how old it is, but Monika has found a real old one. 113 00:26:38,626 --> 00:26:43,739 By a viking grave, and it was probably used by the village priestess... 114 00:26:44,499 --> 00:26:48,355 - ...when Dor-Erik returned from his crusade. - Dor-Erik? 115 00:26:49,929 --> 00:26:53,635 Dor-Erik was a viking chief, according to the saga. 116 00:26:54,312 --> 00:26:56,400 His village was nearby. 117 00:26:57,208 --> 00:27:01,337 The legend says that when he and his men were on a crusade... 118 00:27:01,428 --> 00:27:06,218 ...one of the priestesses would wait for them to return. 119 00:27:07,176 --> 00:27:10,900 When she came she would blow the horn. 120 00:27:11,752 --> 00:27:15,901 That ment that all women should prepare for the return of the men. 121 00:27:16,612 --> 00:27:19,511 - That's what the story tells. - It's not a story. 122 00:27:20,522 --> 00:27:24,412 - Then it's a legend - The sound sent them into sexual ecstasy. 123 00:27:25,443 --> 00:27:28,749 The women were alone for a long time. 124 00:27:28,884 --> 00:27:32,996 The priestess blowed until the women were full of desire. 125 00:27:33,196 --> 00:27:37,724 And when the men returned, they jumped the first man they saw and... 126 00:27:37,849 --> 00:27:40,508 ...had sexual relations with him. 127 00:27:41,382 --> 00:27:46,175 - Didn't they choose one each? - No, they took the nearest one. 128 00:27:47,293 --> 00:27:51,787 It didn't matter who. Brother, cousin, nephew, neighbour. 129 00:27:51,922 --> 00:27:54,263 - Like animals? - Yes. 130 00:27:54,745 --> 00:28:00,647 - Have you heard about this? - Well, yes. I think it's crazy. 131 00:28:00,778 --> 00:28:05,095 The story about the chief is true, but I'm not sure about the horn. 132 00:28:05,110 --> 00:28:08,415 It's just as true as the stories in the bible. 133 00:28:10,024 --> 00:28:16,420 About stories. Agneta and Bj�rn are writing about their travels in Africa. 134 00:28:16,639 --> 00:28:21,839 - They have asked me to read the first draft. - We would like your comments. 135 00:28:22,470 --> 00:28:25,883 We're missionaries, not authors. We want an expert opinion. 136 00:28:25,947 --> 00:28:30,069 - I'm hardly an expert. - But you review books in the paper. 137 00:28:30,395 --> 00:28:35,401 But you teach kids grammar and how to read. 138 00:28:35,472 --> 00:28:40,212 - Like a missionary. - That's what missionaries do, in the third world. 139 00:28:40,263 --> 00:28:43,685 Where they don't blow their own horn. 140 00:29:07,908 --> 00:29:13,406 - This is a wonderful place. - The grave is nearby. 141 00:29:13,531 --> 00:29:20,100 - You can feel god's presence. - The smell of flowers is really romantic. 142 00:29:20,875 --> 00:29:23,052 More romantic than I imagined. 143 00:29:23,079 --> 00:29:28,189 Romantic? You mean erotic! The air is filled with sex. 144 00:29:28,683 --> 00:29:33,588 It's the season of love, caress and seduction. 145 00:29:33,624 --> 00:29:37,476 - Is sex the only thing on her mind? - I told you she was a heathen. 146 00:29:39,116 --> 00:29:43,180 I might blow Dor-Erik's horn tonight. 147 00:29:43,643 --> 00:29:49,860 All women will go berserk with lust, beyond her wildest dreams. 148 00:29:52,220 --> 00:29:57,483 - It's getting late. - Yes, we better tuck in. 149 00:29:58,682 --> 00:30:02,237 - I better go. - See you tomorrow. 150 00:30:02,638 --> 00:30:05,772 - Bye bye, Maud. - Good night. 151 00:30:09,485 --> 00:30:12,593 It sure was a nice evening. 152 00:30:13,185 --> 00:30:17,497 Sure. The summer nights up at my cottage are so beautiful... 153 00:30:17,596 --> 00:30:22,880 ...that I don't wanna go to sleep. I get spellbound. 154 00:30:23,292 --> 00:30:28,756 Don't you agree, mom? I'm going with Monika, if it's OK? 155 00:30:29,204 --> 00:30:31,275 You know you're always welcome. 156 00:30:50,112 --> 00:30:52,712 I thought the evening was nice. 157 00:30:53,114 --> 00:30:58,463 Yeah, but the little slut got on my nerves. 158 00:30:58,537 --> 00:31:01,588 Such nonsense, a horn that make women full of desire. 159 00:31:02,300 --> 00:31:05,110 I almost trew her in the water to cool her vagina. 160 00:31:05,513 --> 00:31:08,438 Be a bit more Christlike, please. 161 00:31:08,566 --> 00:31:12,511 As if that story was as true as the bible. 162 00:31:13,006 --> 00:31:15,077 I wanted to pull her hair. 163 00:31:19,799 --> 00:31:21,583 You're upset, Agneta. 164 00:31:22,039 --> 00:31:26,055 Of course I am. She was cheeky and she deliberately teased me. 165 00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:29,936 - Why did you let her? - That nasty bitch. 166 00:31:30,099 --> 00:31:33,502 She's a blasphemer that hates everything we represent. 167 00:31:33,559 --> 00:31:36,263 But sex stimulates her. 168 00:31:36,377 --> 00:31:39,086 Maybe you think the story is true? 169 00:31:39,797 --> 00:31:44,694 That's why you are upset. Maybe you think that it can turn on women. 170 00:31:47,037 --> 00:31:50,398 Agneta, wait! 171 00:32:00,103 --> 00:32:03,763 Put them here. Britt will wash them tomorrow. 172 00:32:22,378 --> 00:32:26,503 You're still horny. We made love this morning. 173 00:32:26,993 --> 00:32:31,608 - It's evening now. - And it's close to midsummer. 174 00:32:35,515 --> 00:32:40,920 I'm tired and I've heard enough of fanfares from the horn. 175 00:32:42,911 --> 00:32:48,184 - You don't believe in that story, do you? - Of course I don't. 176 00:32:49,441 --> 00:32:53,540 So you don't believe that widow Sj�berg fucked 2 guys to death... 177 00:32:53,886 --> 00:32:57,830 ...just because an unaware young rascal played a horn near her window. 178 00:32:58,033 --> 00:33:00,569 That horn is at Falun Museum. 179 00:33:00,846 --> 00:33:06,288 They say it happened in 1889, but I don't believe in witchcraft. 180 00:33:06,655 --> 00:33:11,800 It's not just witchcraft. It's the vibrations from the horn. 181 00:33:12,323 --> 00:33:18,320 The right frequency makes the labia vibrate. And that's what all women wants. 182 00:33:19,984 --> 00:33:25,712 You're a good friend, Olle. And a fantastic lover... 183 00:33:27,618 --> 00:33:30,455 ...but I'm tired. 184 00:33:36,815 --> 00:33:42,841 You're a real lad, but please go to sleep. I am tired. 185 00:33:52,050 --> 00:33:57,422 Do you remember the pearl necklace and the jewellery? 186 00:33:57,913 --> 00:34:03,560 - Do you remember the shirts we wore? - We played that we were captured... 187 00:34:04,244 --> 00:34:07,402 ...slaves that were placed in a harem. 188 00:34:07,581 --> 00:34:10,058 - By a beautiful sheik! - By a beautiful sheik! 189 00:34:14,066 --> 00:34:16,977 You still have those? 190 00:34:30,777 --> 00:34:37,259 I need to be attractive when Abdulla comes. Irresistibly attractive. 191 00:35:03,834 --> 00:35:08,161 Stop blowing the horn. My ears hurt. 192 00:35:08,214 --> 00:35:14,041 I wanna see you dance. Dance! Dance! Dance! 193 00:36:29,854 --> 00:36:32,557 Honey! 194 00:36:32,757 --> 00:36:36,209 Do you hear the horn and the music? 195 00:36:37,273 --> 00:36:41,042 I don't hear anything. Go back to sleep. 196 00:36:48,069 --> 00:36:51,011 I want you to fuck me, honey! 197 00:36:52,273 --> 00:36:55,937 - Fuck me now! - You've never talked like that before. 198 00:36:57,290 --> 00:36:59,665 Fuck me now! 199 00:36:59,982 --> 00:37:01,705 You need to fuck me! 200 00:38:52,769 --> 00:38:57,774 The sound makes me nervous. Please stop. 201 00:38:58,717 --> 00:39:02,661 You blow. I wanna feel the sound. 202 00:39:02,670 --> 00:39:06,860 The one who blows doesn' feel it. Blow! Blow! 203 00:39:13,007 --> 00:39:15,522 I feel my nipples hardening. 204 00:39:16,091 --> 00:39:18,350 My pussy is getting wetter. 205 00:39:18,353 --> 00:39:22,079 Blow! Blow! 206 00:39:35,661 --> 00:39:37,652 You fuck me good. 207 00:40:02,109 --> 00:40:05,847 If this continues I'll go crazy. 208 00:40:08,727 --> 00:40:13,128 I bet your mom heard it, cause she's fucking Olle right now. 209 00:40:13,190 --> 00:40:17,347 Mom and Olle? That's crazy. She wouldn't do that. 210 00:40:23,694 --> 00:40:25,407 Fuck me! 211 00:40:27,671 --> 00:40:28,975 Fuck me hard. 212 00:40:45,030 --> 00:40:47,296 I love your cock. 213 00:41:01,903 --> 00:41:03,844 Fuck me hard. 214 00:41:05,237 --> 00:41:06,425 Hard! 215 00:41:06,767 --> 00:41:08,225 Harder! 216 00:41:34,883 --> 00:41:36,740 Lick me! 217 00:41:51,848 --> 00:41:54,052 That felt good. 218 00:42:18,712 --> 00:42:20,877 Fist fuck me! 219 00:42:23,232 --> 00:42:25,123 All the way! 220 00:42:30,299 --> 00:42:31,548 Harder. 221 00:42:34,217 --> 00:42:38,866 Fuck me like you did with your cock. 222 00:42:40,596 --> 00:42:41,924 Harder. 223 00:42:44,019 --> 00:42:45,740 Fuck me hard. 224 00:42:51,528 --> 00:42:52,956 Fuck! 225 00:42:55,003 --> 00:42:56,178 More! 226 00:42:58,097 --> 00:43:00,026 Harder! 227 00:43:27,352 --> 00:43:28,207 More! 228 00:44:19,076 --> 00:44:21,584 I'll come! 229 00:44:35,332 --> 00:44:37,342 I'm coming. 230 00:44:51,531 --> 00:44:54,455 A bit more, and I'll come. 231 00:45:12,395 --> 00:45:19,780 Abdulla won't come tonight. But I will dance away my sorrow. 232 00:45:45,753 --> 00:45:51,071 - What's so funny? - Human nature. 233 00:45:51,074 --> 00:45:55,338 Agneta swore she heard the music of a horn last night. 234 00:45:55,761 --> 00:46:00,386 Did she now. Was she filled with desire? 235 00:46:00,974 --> 00:46:06,216 Superstition affects us all. 236 00:46:06,220 --> 00:46:11,560 One time a medicine man told Agneta about a place where a murder had happened. 237 00:46:11,538 --> 00:46:14,943 The place is surrounded by a cold breeze. 238 00:46:15,170 --> 00:46:18,785 Agneta feels that breeeze when she's nearby. 239 00:46:19,378 --> 00:46:21,420 Is Agneta superstitious? 240 00:46:21,991 --> 00:46:25,747 She is easily influenced by it, just like the rest of us. 241 00:46:26,893 --> 00:46:30,548 She might be more impressionable because she's religious. 242 00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:35,211 Did you hear the horn? 243 00:46:36,415 --> 00:46:40,419 That's silly. Of course I didn't. 244 00:47:38,100 --> 00:47:39,471 - Hi! - Hi! 245 00:47:39,596 --> 00:47:44,157 Dor-Erik is buried here. He dies in a battle in Estonia. 246 00:47:44,188 --> 00:47:48,837 His soldiers brought him here on midsummers eve. 247 00:47:49,011 --> 00:47:52,856 You can't be sure. Nobody really knows. 248 00:47:53,775 --> 00:47:59,260 Four priestesses came to this place to mourn him. 249 00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:02,804 Their dance became wilder and wilder. 250 00:48:02,986 --> 00:48:08,052 And at midnight they stopped and started fucking staves and stones. 251 00:48:08,931 --> 00:48:11,900 The dancing and fucking got more frantic. 252 00:48:12,028 --> 00:48:16,219 They screamed higher and higher, their tits heaved and... 253 00:48:16,294 --> 00:48:19,159 ...from their pussies came the juices of love. 254 00:48:19,190 --> 00:48:24,248 They fucked staves on the ground, up and down, faster and faster. 255 00:48:24,284 --> 00:48:29,225 And the priestess blowed her horn and urged them. 256 00:48:29,578 --> 00:48:31,832 That's abominable! 257 00:48:32,511 --> 00:48:35,908 The morning after the four priestesses were dead. 258 00:48:36,021 --> 00:48:39,232 They were united with Dor-Erik, and at his service. 259 00:48:39,684 --> 00:48:45,589 According to folklore, they return and dance on midsummers eve. 260 00:48:46,004 --> 00:48:51,393 If a young woman would come here at night, she would be captivated... 261 00:48:51,369 --> 00:48:54,813 ...by the dance and be given a staff. 262 00:48:54,997 --> 00:48:59,096 She would dance and have orgasm over and over again. 263 00:48:59,137 --> 00:49:03,575 And at the end join Dor-Erik. 264 00:49:03,661 --> 00:49:09,325 It's a sin to talk about this. Stories like these creates licentious behaviour. 265 00:49:09,348 --> 00:49:14,028 Instead of listening to dirty stories, kids should look for Christian values. 266 00:49:14,361 --> 00:49:17,052 Find one man and stay with him. 267 00:49:17,908 --> 00:49:22,093 Bj�rn is my first and only lover, just like god wanted it. 268 00:49:22,192 --> 00:49:26,373 And regarding your horn, that's just superstitious drivel. 269 00:49:27,489 --> 00:49:30,420 What ever you say. 270 00:49:30,916 --> 00:49:34,564 But if you are so sure, why don't you sit here and I'll blow the horn. 271 00:49:34,596 --> 00:49:38,700 You'll feel that everything inside of you will be squeeze out your pussy. 272 00:49:42,366 --> 00:49:44,818 Last night I felt the power of the horn. 273 00:49:45,256 --> 00:49:49,874 Britt played it beautifully, and my pussy was so wet. 274 00:49:50,624 --> 00:49:54,402 And a lovely pain wanted to rip me a part down there. 275 00:50:00,121 --> 00:50:03,386 Come back to my place and embrace the music of the horn. 276 00:50:04,633 --> 00:50:07,705 It's late and I need to get back to my husband. 277 00:50:08,999 --> 00:50:12,055 You're crazier than I thought. 278 00:50:42,872 --> 00:50:45,568 This part is brilliant. 279 00:50:46,947 --> 00:50:50,889 - Hi! - Agneta, Britt, you're back already. 280 00:50:50,968 --> 00:50:54,937 - It's late. - We're reading the scripts. 281 00:50:55,953 --> 00:51:00,930 You must be hungry. Britt, bring some cheese and herring. 282 00:51:13,774 --> 00:51:15,959 I'm not hungry. 283 00:51:31,562 --> 00:51:36,978 Let's go to Monika and I'll show her I'm not afraid of her or her horn. 284 00:51:37,904 --> 00:51:39,665 OK, let's go. 285 00:51:57,438 --> 00:51:59,025 Enter! 286 00:51:59,572 --> 00:52:01,363 - Hi! - Hi! 287 00:52:05,056 --> 00:52:10,461 I knew you'd come. This thing is too exciting. 288 00:52:12,299 --> 00:52:15,661 I don't want to miss the opportunity to prove you're wrong. 289 00:52:16,245 --> 00:52:18,149 To prove it in front of Britt. 290 00:52:20,094 --> 00:52:23,575 Let's see if you're made of stone. Sit down. 291 00:52:59,314 --> 00:53:02,483 - I don't feel anything. - No, not me either. 292 00:53:04,742 --> 00:53:09,392 - The sound is irritating. - Yeah, it's really irritating. 293 00:53:09,441 --> 00:53:13,909 You little punk. I got you so horny last night. 294 00:53:14,856 --> 00:53:17,042 You begged me to stop. 295 00:53:17,552 --> 00:53:20,994 - No, my ears hurt. - And your pussy as well. 296 00:53:21,217 --> 00:53:24,409 - Both of you have goose pimples. - It's just the evening breeze. 297 00:53:25,144 --> 00:53:27,124 You're fully of shit. 298 00:53:27,220 --> 00:53:31,184 Your nipples must be hard as rocks by now. Let me feel! 299 00:53:31,248 --> 00:53:33,337 Good god, don't touch me! 300 00:53:35,878 --> 00:53:38,504 Blow the horn, Britt! 301 00:53:48,990 --> 00:53:53,762 I'll show Mrs Prude how the sound influence me. 302 00:53:58,281 --> 00:54:01,905 You don't have to show your genitals. 303 00:54:02,229 --> 00:54:06,090 Blow the horn! Blow that damned horn! 304 00:54:06,643 --> 00:54:10,578 Blow until I come. You'll see when I come. 305 00:55:06,329 --> 00:55:08,830 My pussy is getting wet. 306 00:55:10,954 --> 00:55:15,956 My clit is vibrating to the sound. 307 00:55:16,651 --> 00:55:19,483 My insides are shaking. 308 00:55:24,676 --> 00:55:27,853 If only you two could help me. 309 00:55:34,309 --> 00:55:36,765 I'm coming soon. 310 00:55:40,127 --> 00:55:42,375 I can't stand it. 311 00:56:48,512 --> 00:56:51,938 - Honey, you need to come. - Is anything wrong? 312 00:56:52,305 --> 00:56:55,656 - Please, come now. - But Maud and I... 313 00:56:56,145 --> 00:56:59,601 Something terrible might happen if you don't come. 314 00:57:25,066 --> 00:57:27,812 I want you to lick me. Lick my pussy. 315 00:57:28,865 --> 00:57:32,217 - I'm not used to hear you talk like this. - Shut up and lick my pussy. 316 00:57:47,787 --> 00:57:50,877 Lick more. Lick harder. 317 00:58:09,933 --> 00:58:11,689 Just like that. 318 00:58:26,302 --> 00:58:27,843 Lick harder. 319 01:00:03,773 --> 01:00:05,601 I can't stand it. 320 01:02:08,472 --> 01:02:10,027 Come here! 321 01:02:17,356 --> 01:02:19,031 Take off your clothes. 322 01:03:36,607 --> 01:03:38,472 I'm coming. 323 01:04:00,894 --> 01:04:02,799 - Hi! - Hi! 324 01:04:10,145 --> 01:04:15,905 - You don't like me much? - No, you're evil and a bad influence. 325 01:04:17,084 --> 01:04:19,658 Then you better stay out of my way. 326 01:04:19,977 --> 01:04:23,002 My influence might be harmful. 327 01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:28,091 You can try. But maybe I can influence you. 328 01:04:28,810 --> 01:04:33,954 I might even redeem you. I did that as a missionary. 329 01:04:36,880 --> 01:04:41,585 Listen up, my little missionary. The forest is my kingdom. 330 01:04:42,724 --> 01:04:45,602 It's where I get my magical power. 331 01:04:58,615 --> 01:05:03,812 - So you don't believe my story? - No, it's superstition. 332 01:05:03,886 --> 01:05:07,980 - Are you sure? - Absolutely, but... 333 01:05:08,089 --> 01:05:11,682 ...some events might have caused people to be doubtful. 334 01:05:11,793 --> 01:05:14,494 But I'm sure I'm right. 335 01:05:14,533 --> 01:05:17,819 Let's do a test. 336 01:05:17,979 --> 01:05:21,410 I know that your husband and Maud is together now. 337 01:05:21,602 --> 01:05:25,346 If I use the horn... 338 01:05:25,433 --> 01:05:29,674 ...I think Maud would be so sexualy aroused... 339 01:05:29,684 --> 01:05:34,172 - ...that she'd seduce your husband. - Seduce Bj�rn? Never. 340 01:05:34,803 --> 01:05:38,848 He can resist temptation thanks to... 341 01:05:39,543 --> 01:05:41,248 ...Jesus Christ. 342 01:05:41,669 --> 01:05:45,855 - Let's do it then! - I have confidence in Bj�rn... 343 01:05:47,327 --> 01:05:49,248 ...and the lord, Jesus Christ. 344 01:05:58,002 --> 01:06:02,082 I know what you mean. I repeat myself. 345 01:06:04,225 --> 01:06:08,322 OK, I'll just do these changes. 346 01:06:16,874 --> 01:06:19,448 Anything wrong? 347 01:06:21,557 --> 01:06:25,220 I need to go now. I'm in a hurry. 348 01:06:26,625 --> 01:06:31,594 I forgot my meeting with Svensson, the carpenter. 349 01:06:32,409 --> 01:06:36,988 - I need to run. - I'll go along. I forgot some paper. 350 01:06:36,992 --> 01:06:41,001 I'll pick them up and leave you with Svensson. 351 01:06:58,591 --> 01:07:02,127 See! She wasn't affected. Happy now? 352 01:07:02,863 --> 01:07:06,616 They went back home. What do you think they'll do? 353 01:08:03,698 --> 01:08:05,882 Oh my god. 354 01:08:07,372 --> 01:08:11,465 I've longed for your cock. 355 01:08:11,532 --> 01:08:15,665 I've longed to wrap my mouth around it. 356 01:08:17,122 --> 01:08:20,544 Keep my mouth around it. 357 01:08:20,929 --> 01:08:23,526 One moment. 358 01:08:34,809 --> 01:08:39,714 - What about Svensson? - He has probably forgot. 359 01:09:21,497 --> 01:09:24,860 Fuck your cock in my pussy. 360 01:10:16,259 --> 01:10:20,379 AAARRRGGGHHHH!!! 361 01:11:22,063 --> 01:11:24,920 Don't spoil your horniness. 362 01:11:39,921 --> 01:11:41,234 Hi girls! 363 01:11:46,366 --> 01:11:50,699 - What are you doing here? - We're gonna fuck you silly. 364 01:11:51,098 --> 01:11:53,455 - But she's a missionary? - So? 365 01:11:53,474 --> 01:11:57,020 You can pray together afterwards. 366 01:13:12,736 --> 01:13:16,792 Where the hell is Monika and her god damn horn. 367 01:14:27,539 --> 01:14:30,252 That feels good. 368 01:14:32,150 --> 01:14:33,679 Lick! 369 01:14:51,441 --> 01:14:54,008 I love this! 370 01:15:08,582 --> 01:15:11,622 My pussy is burning! 371 01:15:18,988 --> 01:15:20,780 Harder, please! 372 01:15:52,926 --> 01:15:54,375 That feels good. 373 01:15:55,003 --> 01:15:56,571 Here I come. 374 01:16:00,916 --> 01:16:05,051 Lick it. Suck it. Suck my cock. 375 01:16:08,355 --> 01:16:11,136 Suck! Suck it! 376 01:16:18,858 --> 01:16:21,035 Lick it! 377 01:17:20,041 --> 01:17:23,031 I need to go now. I need to go. 378 01:17:34,308 --> 01:17:37,160 I want you to come one more time. 379 01:18:13,155 --> 01:18:18,077 AAARRRGGGHHHH!!! 380 01:19:17,576 --> 01:19:20,387 - What's with you? - I'm horny! 381 01:19:23,204 --> 01:19:29,275 I've always wondered how it feel to insert a cow teat in my pussy. 382 01:19:29,359 --> 01:19:34,508 Milk it and feel the warm juice inside of me. 383 01:19:34,532 --> 01:19:37,692 Say when and I'll help you. 384 01:19:38,637 --> 01:19:41,736 I wanna suck your cock. 385 01:19:53,868 --> 01:19:58,693 Wait, I need two men. I'll be right back. 386 01:20:05,174 --> 01:20:08,061 - Mr Johansson! - How are you today? 387 01:20:08,554 --> 01:20:11,364 - I'm horny. - You're what? 388 01:20:11,924 --> 01:20:15,612 I'm horny and I don't want any lectures. 389 01:20:15,748 --> 01:20:18,891 I saw you come inside my mom. 390 01:20:19,212 --> 01:20:23,436 You must fuck me, no arguments. 391 01:20:31,497 --> 01:20:34,905 You know each other. Get undressed. 392 01:20:35,037 --> 01:20:38,097 Both must fuck me at the same time. 393 01:20:38,103 --> 01:20:42,657 - Oh my god! - It wasn't my idea, pastor. 394 01:20:42,757 --> 01:20:45,646 Remember that when you talk to god next time. 395 01:20:45,706 --> 01:20:49,350 Talk to him yourself. I need to explain myself also. 396 01:20:53,302 --> 01:20:55,782 What should a guy do? 397 01:21:19,094 --> 01:21:24,463 Of course. That's why people are acting weird. 398 01:21:26,319 --> 01:21:30,110 My god! What are they doing in the barn. 399 01:22:47,822 --> 01:22:50,446 Please, mom might see us. 400 01:22:51,661 --> 01:22:55,576 Who cares! I'm coming! 401 01:23:48,521 --> 01:23:53,217 My god. We act like crazies. 402 01:23:54,665 --> 01:23:59,043 Like animals. As we were possessed. 403 01:24:03,322 --> 01:24:07,026 - I'm going to sleep. - Good night. 404 01:24:32,089 --> 01:24:37,035 - I'll go for a walk. - I'll be sleeping when you return. 405 01:24:37,062 --> 01:24:39,055 I'll be quiet. 406 01:29:44,353 --> 01:29:48,041 AAARRRGGGHHHH!!! 407 01:30:09,625 --> 01:30:14,806 I didn't like you at first, and I'm still unsure. 408 01:30:15,958 --> 01:30:20,264 Maybe I'm jealous of your outspokenness. 409 01:30:29,548 --> 01:30:32,726 - Look, there's Britt. - Only Maud is missing. 410 01:30:35,048 --> 01:30:36,937 - Hi, Britt! - Hello! 411 01:30:41,267 --> 01:30:45,277 I'm gonna tell a secret, but it's gotta stay between us. 412 01:30:48,999 --> 01:30:53,061 Your husband visited me. And he fucked me. 413 01:30:58,003 --> 01:31:01,332 He fucked so hard we feel a sleep afterwards. 414 01:31:02,283 --> 01:31:05,815 The pastor is a real man. 415 01:31:06,317 --> 01:31:10,197 Yesterday he fucked me senseless. 416 01:31:11,411 --> 01:31:16,198 He came three times, just like a stallion. 417 01:31:16,757 --> 01:31:21,365 I should be proud to have a man that can please 2 women. 418 01:31:22,525 --> 01:31:26,525 That was in the afternoon. You should've see him earlier. 419 01:31:26,984 --> 01:31:29,516 I saw mom suck his cock. 420 01:31:29,804 --> 01:31:33,421 He came like a bull. 421 01:31:33,844 --> 01:31:38,861 - So you have had sex with a bull? - I would if I had the chance. 422 01:31:52,306 --> 01:31:55,722 I'm sorry about last night. 423 01:31:59,035 --> 01:32:01,642 Really? I'm not. 424 01:32:03,041 --> 01:32:06,098 I couldn't control myself. 425 01:32:06,786 --> 01:32:11,508 Don't be so formal. You couldn't help it. 426 01:32:11,554 --> 01:32:18,146 You fucked me great and licked my pussy perfectly. 427 01:32:18,918 --> 01:32:23,002 I'll be sucking your cock in my dreams forever. 428 01:32:24,456 --> 01:32:27,699 That's the nicest thing I've ever heard. 429 01:32:37,781 --> 01:32:40,658 Maybe the horn doesn't have any power. 430 01:32:41,501 --> 01:32:46,585 But I proved it has a great magical power. 431 01:32:47,193 --> 01:32:50,867 Power yes, but maybe all of us... 432 01:32:50,957 --> 01:32:54,977 ...unconsciously wanted to believe in it, even your mom. 433 01:32:56,141 --> 01:33:03,012 The horn made me surrender to my darkest fantasies. 434 01:33:03,485 --> 01:33:07,763 I would never do this without the horn. 435 01:33:07,852 --> 01:33:11,946 But it's the beast inside us that causes this. 436 01:33:14,161 --> 01:33:16,273 Today is midsummers eve. 437 01:33:19,879 --> 01:33:22,588 The night of gloomy ceremonies. 438 01:33:23,012 --> 01:33:28,652 Midsummers night was holy in prehistoric time. 439 01:33:29,926 --> 01:33:33,411 That's when the priestesses fucked their staves... 440 01:33:33,420 --> 01:33:35,832 ...and the juice of life poured out of their pussies. 441 01:33:35,928 --> 01:33:39,597 Maybe we'll hear the horn again. Please Monika, I want to. 442 01:33:39,659 --> 01:33:42,277 - I love that music. - Me too. 443 01:33:46,365 --> 01:33:48,759 You better watch it. 444 01:33:50,986 --> 01:33:55,664 The horn might reveal hidden fantasies. 445 01:33:56,150 --> 01:33:59,623 Fantasies that we don't want to admit. 446 01:34:15,741 --> 01:34:20,050 - Do you regret coming here? - No, I regret nothing. 447 01:34:20,686 --> 01:34:25,546 I've realized how weak I really am. 448 01:34:26,573 --> 01:34:30,097 I would jump you right now if you want. 449 01:34:30,165 --> 01:34:33,210 - Would you fuck me? - Yes I would. 450 01:34:34,512 --> 01:34:37,610 Those words make my pussy wet. 451 01:34:37,848 --> 01:34:42,914 And Britt. The thought of her pussy makes my dick hard. 452 01:34:43,409 --> 01:34:46,530 And Monika, and my Agneta. 453 01:34:46,657 --> 01:34:49,979 I'm now able to fuck anyone. 454 01:34:51,478 --> 01:34:56,586 My father taught me not to fuck around. 455 01:34:59,265 --> 01:35:03,306 - Why don't you leave? - Well, it's Agneta... 456 01:35:04,145 --> 01:35:06,654 ...and the river, houses and the forest. 457 01:35:06,721 --> 01:35:09,907 - And the fucking? - Yes, and the fucking. 458 01:35:12,877 --> 01:35:16,106 It's midsummer. Night of enchantment. 459 01:35:17,409 --> 01:35:21,306 After the enchantment, she might want to move back. 460 01:38:05,974 --> 01:38:08,855 I'll suck your tits till the milk flows. 461 01:39:23,060 --> 01:39:25,493 Lick me faster. 462 01:39:48,092 --> 01:39:50,725 Take my clit betweeen your teeth. 463 01:46:17,694 --> 01:46:20,458 AAARRRGGGHHHH!!! 464 01:46:45,487 --> 01:46:50,096 - Where are you going? - I will work in the Philippines. 465 01:46:50,147 --> 01:46:55,491 - He promised to return next midsummer. - We want you back, both of you. 466 01:46:56,155 --> 01:46:58,494 If he breaks his promise, I'll come alone. 467 01:48:10,220 --> 01:48:13,444 Don't forget next midsummer. We'll be waiting. 468 01:48:13,806 --> 01:48:16,715 I wasn't sure you'd ask. 469 01:48:16,770 --> 01:48:20,611 But you'll have to sleep in the sofa bed. Monika will get your room. 470 01:48:22,042 --> 01:48:26,571 - Can I really move in with you? - That's what I said. 471 01:48:45,701 --> 01:48:50,866 - Will you be happy here? - Sure, we've got our own forest man. 472 01:49:24,318 --> 01:49:26,407 THE END 473 01:49:27,407 --> 01:49:37,407 473 01:49:38,000 --> 01:49:41,137